Pricing
Try it free. Pay when you want it to remember.
Bitch Please is free to try without an account. Creating a free account raises your allowance. Bitch Please Unlimited costs $9.99 a month and adds the things that only matter once a situation stops being a single conversation: cases that persist, memory across months, and the ability to come back with new evidence.
| What you get | No account | Free account | Unlimited |
|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $0 | $0 | $9.99/mo |
| Full analyses | 2 to start | 3 a month | 100 a month |
| Follow-up messages | 10 | 30 | 2000 |
| Saved cases | 1 | 3 | Unlimited |
| How long cases are kept | 7 days | 30 days | Kept |
| Remembers across months | — | — | Yes |
| Recheck with new evidence | — | — | Yes |
| Reply For Me | — | — | Yes |
| Share a scrubbed card | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Creating a free account also grants a one-time bonus of analyses on top of the monthly allowance, so signing up leaves you with more than you had as a guest rather than less.
Start without deciding anything. Run one and see whether the result is worth paying for. That order round is deliberate — asking for money before you have seen it work is how products with nothing behind them are sold.
What counts as one analysis
One analysis is one full read of your evidence. That covers reading every screenshot you attach, reconstructing the timeline, recording what was literally said, finding what conflicts, and writing the verdict with its innocent explanation.
Talking about a result afterwards does not consume an analysis. Follow-up conversation is metered separately and much more generously, because answering “what should I say back” is a far smaller job than reading the evidence in the first place.
Coming back to an existing case with new screenshots does consume one, because that is a genuine re-investigation: the system re-reads everything already on record and works out what the new material changes.
Why there are limits at all
Every analysis costs real money to run. The limits exist so that one person cannot make the product unaffordable for everyone else, and so we never have to quietly downgrade the model to something cheaper and worse to control costs.
The Unlimited allowances are set well above what heavy use looks like. If you hit them through ordinary use rather than automation, that is useful information and the numbers can move — they are configuration, not something baked into the product.
Billing, cancelling and refunds
Billing runs through Stripe and can be cancelled at any time from the billing portal in your account. Cancelling keeps your access until the end of the period you have already paid for, and nothing is deleted when a subscription ends.
If a payment fails, access is not cut off immediately — Stripe retries the card and the subscription stays active while it does. Losing access over a temporary bank decline would be a bad way to treat somebody who intended to pay.
If the product does not do what this page says it does, email hello@bitchplease.app and we will refund you.
Common questions
- How much does Bitch Please cost?
- Bitch Please Unlimited costs $9.99 per month. There is a free tier that does not require an account, and a larger free allowance once you create one. There is no annual contract and no setup fee.
- Do I need an account to try Bitch Please?
- No. You can run an analysis without creating an account. You will get a full result, including the verdict, the contradictions found and the innocent explanation. An account is only needed to keep cases beyond the anonymous retention window and to subscribe.
- What is a Bitch Check?
- A Bitch Check is one full analysis: reading your screenshots or pasted messages, reconstructing the timeline, extracting what was said, finding what does not line up, and writing the verdict. Follow-up conversation about a result does not consume a check.
- What happens when I run out of free analyses?
- Nothing is deleted and nothing breaks. Your existing cases stay readable and you can still talk about them within the follow-up limit on your plan. You simply cannot start a new analysis until your allowance resets or you upgrade.
- Can I cancel Bitch Please Unlimited at any time?
- Yes. You can cancel from the billing portal at any time and keep access until the end of the period you have already paid for. There is no cancellation fee and no requirement to contact support.
- What happens to my cases if I cancel?
- Your cases are not deleted when you cancel. You return to the free plan's limits, which means persistent memory and rechecking are switched off and the free retention window applies going forward. Resubscribing restores access to everything still within retention.